School and College; 1241 Jokes
Teacher: batao pepsi faida deti hai ya nuqsan
Student: koi pila dai to faida
Pilani pary to nuqsaan :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:Jurmana mafi ki Aplication
likho..
Sardar:Jurmana kina a?
Teacher:5 rupay.
Sardar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu ne kya c
5,10 rupay wastay kisay kanjar di
minnt ni krni….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A physics student proposing a chemistry girl:- I luv u more than
an electron wants 2 attract
proton.
.
Girl:- Oye carbon monoxide,
apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho jaa, es
se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar du
or tu reaction ke qabil bhi na
rahe.
.
. .
.
Kambakht graphite ki
aulad ;) :D :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
History Teacher :
From where to
where did the mughals rule ?
Student:
Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Tumhare abbu kya kaam karte hain?
Bacha:
HPS k maalik hain.
Teacher:
Nice.Acha ye HPS ka kia matlab hai?
Bacha:
“Haji Pkora shop”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Class Mein Madam Padahane Ke Mood Mein Nahi Thi,
To Madam Ke Dimag Mein Ek Question Aaya Aur Bachhon Se Puchne Lagi.
Madam: “Agar Tumhare School Ke Samne Koi Bomb Rakh De To Tum Kya Karoge?”
Pappu: “Ek, Do Minute
Dekhenge Agar Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai, Nahi To Stafroom Mein Rakh Denge“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maths Teacher Class Mein Padhate Hue Kahta Hai.
Teacher: “Jab Main Tumhare Jitna Tha, Mere Maths Mein 100 Marks Aate The”
Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Hanste Hue Teacher Ko Bola
Pappu: “Aate Honge Sir Ji, Aap Ko Koi Achha Teacher Padhata Hoga“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Class Mein Santa Se Puchhta Hai.
Teacher: “Samundar Mein Nimbu Ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?”
Santa: “Chidiya Bankar.”
Teacher: “Aadmi Ko Chidiya Tera Baap Banayega?”
Santa: “Samundar Mein Ped Aapka Baap Lagayega?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height Of Attempting.
An Engineering Student Wrote In Exam
Q. What Is An “Array”?
Ans. An Array Is A Word Used To Call A Friend
For Example:
Array Kidhar Jaa Raha Hai
Array Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Array Idhar Aa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Beta Batao Ki Fast, Faster, Fastest Forms Ko Hindi Mein Kaise Kahenge?”
Pappu: “Bhaag, Taiz Bhaag ……………….. Bhaag Teri Maa Ki“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Attitude Of Engineering Student At Exam,
Teacher: “Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi Aa Gaye?”
Student: “Sir, Breakfast Karke Aaya Hoon, Aur Aap?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Pappu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo, 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”
Pappu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Slow-Slow Chali”
Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao, Mazak Karte Ho”
Pappu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachchon Ka Dimag Jan Ne Ke Liye Puchha
Teacher: “Batao Bachcho Ki Ishq Aur Pyaar Mein Kya Farak Hai”
Koi Bachcha Kuch Bolta Is Se Pahle Pappu Khada Hua Aur Bola
Pappu: “Madam Pyaar Wo Hai Jo Aap Apni Beti Se Karte Ho Aur Ishq Wo Hai Jo Hum Aapki Beti Se Karte Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Ke Bachho Ko My Teacher Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha
Thodi Der Baad Santa Ne Uth Kar Poocha
Santa: “Madam, Mast Item Ko English Mein Kya Kahate Hai?‘
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye,
Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Poocha,
Teacher: “Beta, Aapka Naam Kya Hai?”
Pappu Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga, Teacher Ne Poocha
Teacher: “Bache Aap Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?”
Pappu Rote Hue: “Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai Aur Mere Papa Unko Billi,
Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hoon Ya Billa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)