Aadat Ha Bhai Aadat Ye
1 bhikhari ki lotry lag gyi to vo 1 mandir bnvata h.
2nd bikhari- yar tu mandir kyun bnva rha h?
1st bikhari- qki iske samne me akela bhik manguga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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