1 bhikhari ki lotry lag gyi to vo 1 mandir bnvata h.

2nd bikhari- yar tu mandir kyun bnva rha h?

1st bikhari- qki iske samne me akela bhik manguga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views

Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh

Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?
Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.

Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Upset is unhealthy

The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes," the boy's mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Who cares?" the mother replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SarDar

sirdar jee nay yaar k saath mil ker post office mean dakaa dala aur jaldi maen aik aik bag utha ker bhaag gayay. Bohat maheeno kay baad milay tou aik doosray say poochnay lagay k bag mean kiya thaa aur kia kia kiya.
pehlay nay kaha khoob paisay say maza kiya. car lee ,holidays per gaya.
tum nay kia kiya? doosra kehnay laga meray bag maen tou bill he bill thay. phir tum nay kia kiya? thora thoray ker k pay ker raha hoon.

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 Kg Pakora dena

Santa: 1 Kg Pakora dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho ke de raha hai, kuch surf saboon to dal deta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

set

If you like someone, set them free.

If they come back, it means nobody liked them.

Set them free again.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)