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Ab Yaha Sirf Mera Raj Hoga

Ek Bikhari Ne Kuch Paise Bacha Ke Lottery Ka Ticket Kharida,
Kismat Se Uski 1 Crore Ki Lottery Lag Gayi, To Usne Ek Bahut Bada Mandir Banvaya.

Uske Ek Bikhari Dost Ne Us Se Puchcha: “Abey Tune Mandir Kyu Banwaya?”

Bikhari Khush Hote Hue Use Bola: “Ab Is Mandir Ke Samne Sirf Main Akela Hi Beekh Manga Karunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Google Bhi Fail Ho Gaya

Technology Has Its Own Limitations.

Google May Be The Most Powerful Search Engine,

But…………….

Mandir Se Ghum Hui Chapple, Google Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Dhund Sakta!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Haaye Kitna Bhola Bhala Bachha Hai

Ek Bar Ek Bachhe Ne Shiv Ji Bhagwan Se Prayer Ki.

Bachha: “Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Ek Cycle De Do”

Esa Lagatar Ek Hafta Karne Par Bhi Kuch Nahi Hua

To Agle Din Vo Mandir Mein Gaya Aur Ganesh Ji Ki Moorti Utha Le Aaya

Aur Shivji Ko Prayer Mein Bola.

Bachha: “”Agar Bacha Chahiye To Cycle Leke Mandir Aa Jana“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya

Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya Aur Vaha Pandit Ji Ko Dekh Kar Uske Mann Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pandit Ji Se Puchha.

Santa: “Maharaj, Ye Aapke Sir Par Choti Kyun Hai?”

Pandit: “Beta, Isse Mere Dimaag Mein Vichaar Aate Hai.”

Santa: “Hadd Ho Gayi, Idhar Toh Pura “Tata Sky” Laga Hai, Fir Bhi Kuch Nahi Aata.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Sadak Pe

Pappu Ne Sadak Pe Chalti Ek Ladki Ko Offer Marne Ke Liye Bola

Pappu: “Aaa Janeman Mere Dil Mein Aaja”

Ladki: “Chappal Utaru Kya?”

Pappu: “Chal Pagli, Ye Koi Mandir Thode Hai, Aisi Hi Aaja“

by Saif5476 (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Sadak Pe

Pappu Ne Sadak Pe Chalti Ek Ladki Ko Offer Marne Ke Liye Bola

Pappu: “Aaa Janeman Mere Dil Mein Aaja”

Ladki: “Chappal Utaru Kya?”

Pappu: “Chal Pagli, Ye Koi Mandir Thode Hai, Aisi Hi Aaja“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladke Mann Ke Sachhe Hote Hai

Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Pass Unki Ek Nayi Nayi Bani Bhakt Ladki Jiska Naam Rashii Thha Aayi Aur Pucha.

Rashii: “Baba Ji, Ye Aajkal Ladke Log Mandir Jyada Kyu Jane Lag Gaye Hai?”

Baba Saxidas Ji Muskuraye Aur Bade Pyar Se Ladki Ko Samjhaya.

Baba Ji: “Beta, Kyunki Vo Hi Ek Aisi Jagha Hai Jaha Pooja, Shanti, Aarti, Bhawna, Shardha, Archna, Jyoti, Aradhana, Tripti Aur Mukti Milti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek faqeer tha

Ek faqeer tha.

Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila..
Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..

Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..

Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..

Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...

Faqeer bola...
"Waah re Prabhu"
Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Technology Has Its Own

Technology Has Its Own Limitations..
Google May B The Most Powerful Search Engine..
But...!
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.
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Mandir Se Gum Hui Chapal,
Google ka baap B Ni Dhund sakta..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Ek Bachhe

Ek Bar Ek Bachhe Ne Shiv Ji Bhagwan Se Prayer Ki.
Bachha: “ Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Ek Cycle De Do ”

Esa Lagatar Ek Hafta Karne Par Bhi Kuch Nahi Hua

To Agle Din Vo Mandir Mein Gaya Aur Ganesh Ji Ki Moorti Utha Le Aaya
Aur Shivji Ko Prayer Mein Bola.

Bachha: “” Agar Bacha ChahiyeTo Cycle Leke Mandir Aa Jana “

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje

Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A child prayed to god shivji

A child prayed to god shivji
plz give a cycle
bt he did't get
next day he stole a statue of

Ganesha & wrote a letter to Shivji
AGAR BACHA CHAHIYE TO CYCLE LEKE MANDIR AJA>>>>>>>>>

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi Ki Demand

Wife: Suniye, is sunday mujhes cinema dekhna hai, dher saari shopping karni hai aur five star hotel mein khana
khana hai…..
Husband: Phir aaj mandir chalte hain..
Wife: Mandir kyun ?
Husband: Bheek maangne ke liye….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale

Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the ,Shahrukh gaya Shahrukh gayab,
Saif gaya, Saif gayab, Aamir gaya, Aamir gayab, Mallika Sherawat gayi, Bhagwan gayab

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Angrez: “Your Country Is So

Angrez: “Your Country Is So Poor”……. Dirty India Poor India…..

Yeh Sun Kar Ek Deshbhakt Ko Gussa Aaa Gaya

Deshbhakt: “Tum Angrez Jitna Tel Khane Mein Use Nahi Karte Ho Na, Usse Jyada Toh Hum Shanivar Ko Shani Maharaj Ke Mandir Mein Chada Dete Hain”

Bharat Mata Ki Jai !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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