Ladko Ka Dil Mandir Ki Tarah Pavitra Hota Hai
Aapko Pata Hai – Ladko Ka Dil Mandir Ki Tarah Pavitra Hota Hai,
Isliye To, Jab Ladke “I Love You” Kahte Hai,
To Ladkiyaan Apni Sandal Utar Leti Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1194 views
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