Sandal nikalu kya?

Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?



Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 778 views
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