1 child wrote letter 2 Shiv g

1 child wrote letter 2 Shiv g
Dear Shiv
plz mujhe 1 cycle de do
mujhe isaki bhut jrurat h
7 din me cycle n milane par wo mandir gya
or Ganesh ji ki murti utha laya or Shiv g ko letter likha
MR SHIV
Aapka beta mere kabje me h agr apna beta chahiye to kal 12PM mandir k piche cycle le k aa jana

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