Ek mandir tha
Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale ghayab ho jate
the.
Imran hashmi gaya
Imran ghayab,
Salman khan
gaya
Salman ghayab,
Katrina kaif gyi to
Bhagwan ghayeb:-)
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