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Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje

Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati patni mandir main!

Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?

Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.

Patni-Aur aapne.
Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki

Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?

Bnta-Mandir
S-Mandir kyu?

B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi

1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi to Us ne Mandir banwaya
2nd- Tune Mandir Q banwaya?

Bhikhari- Iske Saamne ab Main Akele hi Bheek manguga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1bhikari ki lotry lagi

1bhikari ki lotry lagi to vo 1mandir banvata h

2nd bhikari:yar tu mandir Q bnva rha h?

1st Bhikhari:Qki iske samne me akela bhik manguga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir

1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.
1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah
GANESH murti rakhi,
Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jaaneman is dil me chali aao

Ladka : jaaneman is dil me chali aao
Ladki : chapal nikali kya?

Ladka : pagli, ye koi mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar Santa ka Gadha lapata ho jata hai

Ek baar Santa ka Gadha lapata ho jata hai Wo mandir me jakar bhagwan ki murti k samne der tak prarthana karta hai.
Yeh dekhkar Banta ussey puchta hai, “Santa kya tum bhagwan se ye prarthana kar rahe ho ki tumhara gadha tumhe mil jaye?.”

Santa : nahi yaar, mein to bhagwan ka sukriya ada kar raha tha ki unke kripa se mein gadhe par sawar nahi tha, nahi to mein bhi lapata ho jata!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Welcome to “Sach ka samna”

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
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Jawab sirf haan ya na me dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal

Kya aapne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar tum muje 100

Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larki Mandir Me

Larki Mandir Me-Hai Bhagwan
Kisi Samajhdar Aadmi Se Meri Shadi Karwa Do

Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti
Samajhdar Aadmi Kabi Shadi Hi Nahi Krte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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