Ladki perpose kerni ke sab se safe jegha

Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah
konsi he?
Bnta-Mandir
S-Mandir kyu?
B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 676 views
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