1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 779 views

Sardar

1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li
.
Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia
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Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia
.
Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!
Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

pathan to TT

Pathan: Shalimar Expres Kitne Baje Ayegi?
TT: 9 Bajy


Pathan: Local train
TT: 1 Bajy


Pathan: Mal Gari?
TT: 12 Bajy


TT: Jana Kahan He?
Pathan: Patri Cross Karni He.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

The name Bond

In the chemistry paper one student asked from another about the blank no 3.

the teacher was also standing there so he was trying to whisper but the other student cannot hear it clearly..

So he said loudly my father name is Bond and I guess the covalent was my Grandfather...
And the teacher said then you must be the covalent Bond ..
hahaha
:D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

santa tu kis din paida hua?

santa:tu kis din paida hua?
banta:itwar ko
santa:chal jhute, us din to chhuti hoti hai..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan was thinking about a matter

One day a pathan was thinking about a matter.
He thought again and again.
He fainted with the burden of thought.
What he was thinking?
He was thinking
If my sister has two brothers then why I have one.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)