1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 846 views

1 Chunti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr

?1 Chunti Hathi K Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kacha Pull Aa Jata Hy.
Usy Daikh k ChuÑti Boli
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Janu! Cross Kr Lo Gy Ya Me Utrun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Joke

Long lines
... A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.

Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laila Ne Majnu Ko Kya Kaha?

Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche Jheel Ke Kinare,

Gehri Soch Mein Baithe Majnu Ko Laila Ne Kya Kaha?,
Yahi Ki

Stupid, Hero Matt Ban Sweater Pahan Le … Thand Ho Rahi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ek Bache Se

Santa Ek Bache Se: Beta 1 Accha Sa Jhoot Bolo

Agar Mujhe Pasand Aaya 2 Mai Tumhe 5 Rs Dunga.

Bacha : Ye Lo kar Lo baat, Abhi 10 Rs Kahe The.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)