Pathan: yar aj meri jumy ki namaz chut gai
Pathan: yar aj meri jumy ki namaz chut gai
2nd Pathan: wo kesy
Pathan: yr m0lvi sahib ny kaha sub apna apna m0bile of krdy dain mera m0bile ghar tha mai m0bile of kr k wapis aya to jamat ho gai the
2nd Pathan: To Yar tu jaldi ajata na Wapis
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