Girl: Mere pas ao, main tumhe tight sa hug dena chahti hun.


Pathan: oye Hugta to hum b tight wala hai,

Lekin agar wo hum tum ko de ga to tum ko ganda lagega..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1095 views

The Homework Schedule

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.

15 minutes looking for assignment.

11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.

23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.

8 minutes in the bathroom.

10 minutes getting a snack.

7 minutes checking the TV Guide.

6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.

10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gadha haram kamai halal

Qurbani k din bv shohar se:ap janwar kab lao ge?
Shohar:begam mujhe hi zibah kar lo

bv:gadho ki kamai halal hai magr qurbani haram hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

social work krne Pr bohat mara.

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

YAR MUJHE APNI GF KO

SANTA-YAR MUJHE APNI GF KO GIFT DENA HAI.
BANTA-DIAMOND RING DE DO,
SANTA-NHI YAR AISI CHESE BATAO JO KABHI PAHNI NA HO
BANTA-GENTS KACHHA DE DE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki

Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga”
Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”
Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)