BETHO BETHO
Pathan by mistake goes into ladies toilet:
All ladies suddenly stand up!
Pathan: IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI......
BETHO BETHO
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 876 views
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