wapas krne ayaa hy
Major Rohail: Yar tum truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
Pathan: Ek Truck driver meri b.v ko bhaga k le gaya tha.
Hr baar lgta hy
jese khana kharab
wapas krne ayaa hy.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1013 views
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