wapas krne ayaa hy

Major Rohail: Yar tum truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?

Pathan: Ek Truck driver meri b.v ko bhaga k le gaya tha.


Hr baar lgta hy
jese khana kharab
wapas krne ayaa hy.

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