pathan in pizza hut
Pathan pizza hut gya to waiter ne pizza
la k rkh dia. pathan 1 ghantay tak betha raha phr chillaney lga k
O khocha nan rakh k gya hai salan tmhara Baap layega.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 658 views
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