Search Results for 'Bacha'

TumHaRe Abu KitNe SaaL K Hain?

TeacHer:TumHaRe
Abu KitNe SaaL K
Hain?

BaCHa: JitNe
Saal Ka Me Hu

Tchr:Wo Kesy? Bacha:JiS
Din Me Peda HuA
Usi Din To wO ABu
BaNy.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar Ghussay mein school
ja raha tha ..
Raste mein kisi ne Pocha:
'Beta..
Student ho? Padte ho?'
Bacha:
"Nhi Kanjar hun,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy-yar,mujhe us ladki se bachao?

Boy-
yar,mujhe us ladki se bachao?
Dost- q?
... Boy- jab se maine keh dia hai dil chir k dekh
tera hi
nam hoga?
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Saali chaku leke piche pad gayi hai... :P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
HUM SE SHAADI KARO

EK PATHAN LARKI SE HUM SE SHAADI KARO
TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.
LARKI WO KAISE:
PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,
BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA…,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kala Ilam

1 Bacha Apni Maa se Pitnay Ke Bad

Papa ApNe Koi Kala Ilam Sekha Hy Kia ?

Papa: Nahi Beta

Bacha: phr Etni Zalim Balaa Pakri Kaise..!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dahi daal rahe thay!

Darya k kinaaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya mai
Dahi daal rahe thay!
Pathan ne dekha to poocha: Khocha yeh kya kar
rahe ho…?
Sardar: Hum Lassi bana rahe hain!
Pathan: Ha Ha Ha…! O pagal ka bacha, log isi liye
tum par Lateefa banatay hain…!
Itna Lassi tumhara baap piyega.Ha.ha.ha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sar dard se bachao

Girl:jab bi me ap k pas ati hun ap chashma kiun pehan lete hu.
Sardar:docter ne kaha hai jb sar dard aae tu chashama pehan lena.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ali ke 4 baache hue,

Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam
rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chhota bacha dukandar se

Chhota bacha dukandar se : uncle
gora karne wali cream hai ?
Dukandar : haan hai beta.
Bacha : to saaley lagata kyu nahi.
main roz dar jata hu ....: P :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas

Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas Mein Baatein Kar
Rahey They
Pappu: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Meine Ek Ladki Ko
Rape Hone Se Bacha Liya”
Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par
Kaise?”
Pappu: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Chor Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya



1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya.

Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha k shayad log Qabar pr Matti dalna bhool gaye.

Unhon ne Fata fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di.

Chor bola:

“Bachao Bachao”

Pathan: “Oh Jaldi Jaldi Mitti dalo AZAAB shuru ho gaya hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dil To Bacha Hai Jee



1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai

Or Larke Ko De Diya

Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…?
To Larki Ne Kaha

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Dil To Bacha Hai Jee

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola

Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola
Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He?
Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He,
Kahin B So Jao
Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar phatan k bache ko dehk ker bola

Sardar pathan K bachay ko dekh kar bola
bhot khubsurat hai kitnay MAAH ka hai?
Pathan gussey may bola:
Kameene aik hi MAA ka hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ladka paida hua

Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua
hai.
Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri
hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)