Dil To Bacha Hai Jee
1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga
To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai
Or Larke Ko De Diya
Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…?
To Larki Ne Kaha
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Dil To Bacha Hai Jee
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 806 views
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