Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas
Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas Mein Baatein Kar
Rahey They
Pappu: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Meine Ek Ladki Ko
Rape Hone Se Bacha Liya”
Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par
Kaise?”
Pappu: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 980 views
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