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Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia

Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.

Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.

Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua

Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the.

Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?
Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek bacha exams mai fail ho gaya

Ek bacha exams mai fail ho gaya aur ghar aa kar zor zor se rone laga.
Baap ne us ko chup karwate hue kaha: Beta, sabr karo, tumhari qismat mai yahi likha tha.
Bacha (jaldi se) : Jee Papa, yeh to acha hua ke mai ne sara saal kuch nahi parha,warna sari mehnat zaya ho jati.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha

Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bacha park mai betha ek ke baad ek toffee kha raha tha.

Bacha park mai betha ek ke baad ek toffee kha raha tha.
Paas betha 1 aadmi bola: Jo zada metha khata hai wo jaldi mar jata hai.
Bacha: Aap ko maloom hai mere dada ki umar 100 saal hai.
Admi: Wo metha kam khate hon ge?
Bacha: Nahi, wo apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Eik bachay ke ghar guests aa gaye.

Eik bachay ke ghar guests aa gaye.
Maa ne kaha: beta, mehmaanon ke liye kuch le kar aao.
Bachay miyan bhage bhage gaye.

Aur mehmaanon ke liye “Rikshaw” le aaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.

Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.
1 bacha apni jaga par khara raha,
coach ne pocha: Beta tum to race mai hissa lene ke liye itne pur-josh the phir jab elaan hua to bhage kiyu nahi?
Bacha bola: Sir,abhi to 1,2 aur 3 ke bhagne ka elaan hua hai, mera number to 4 hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police

Police Officer Bachey Se:Beta Kia Tumhare Abu “Al Qaida” Me Hain?
Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi! Per Main
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“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aik Gaon main kisi Buzurg ki mar janey se School


Aik Gaon main kisi Buzurg ki mar janey se School

Ma Chutti Ho gai



School se aatey huway bacho ne 2 aur Buzurgon

Ko dekha tu aik bacha bola



Wo Dekho 2 aur chotian aarahi hain!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha

1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha

1 Police wala hanste hue
Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rhe ho?

Bacha

Police me bharti krwane.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar



Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aik bacha apne baap ka naam

Aik bacha apne baap ka naam 1000 Watts kay bulb pay likh reha hota hai.
Baap bache se poachta yeh kya ker rahe ho?
Bacha: Aap ka naam roshan ker reha hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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