Boy-
yar,mujhe us ladki se bachao?
Dost- q?
... Boy- jab se maine keh dia hai dil chir k dekh
tera hi
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Saali chaku leke piche pad gayi hai... :P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 687 views

Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha

Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Larki ki Setting

Biwi: Mere khayal main hamari beti ki kisi Larkay k sath Setting ho gai hai...

Husband: Woh kese?

Biwi: Kyon k woh kafi dino se Balance k Paise nahi maang rahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A dying man's last wish

Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aqal bari k bhans

A man asked sardar je:
Aqal bari k bhans?
Sardar je said:
let me think
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n then replied:
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dovan de date of birth ty tu dassi nai..:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)