HUM SE SHAADI KARO

EK PATHAN LARKI SE HUM SE SHAADI KARO
TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.
LARKI WO KAISE:
PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,
BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA…,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1948 views
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