Search Results for 'Bacha'

humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:tumare pas 2 rotiyan thitmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:salan...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea .
Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea .

Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha . Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge .

Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga .

America : Tum jal jaega.

Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pati, Patni aur Afsos

Pati Patni Mein Zabardast Jhagda Ho Raha Tha,

Patni: Kash Main Apni Mom KiBaat Maan Leti Aur Tum Se Shadi Na Karti

Pati: Kya Matlab? Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha?

Patni: Haan, Bahut Baar…

Pati Rote Hue Bola: Hey Bhagwan, Main Aaj Tak Uss Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 nursery CLASS ka bacha

1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola-madam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Madam boli
SO SWEET
BACHA apni side Ke Larki se bola
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Husband wife and english

Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:
dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara
khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana
hai. =D

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
ek kala husband

Ek Kaala husband Apni biwi
se bola
“Mera bacha pyara hona chahiye.”
Biwi:”Dekho ji choice is yours…..
Payara chaiye,ya hamara chahiye..?

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
husband wife fight

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
.
Husband:tu Kutti
.
Wife:tu Kutta
,
,
Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
kahan ho?

B.v Phone pe:Kahan ho?
Husband :Ofce M Bzi Hu
Tum Kia Kar rahi ho?
.
Wife:KFC me Ap k pecha Bethi hu
or Bachay Poch Rhy ha Papa K Sath
Konsi Phuphou Bethi Hy?

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
mlvi ayr 16 bachay

Molvi Apne 16 bacho
Aur BV k sath Dost k ghar Dwat pe gia
Dost ne itni bari Family dkh kr
Ghusa main kaha,
“Hayaa nhi i?”
Molvi:
Nhi Us k pepar ho rahy hain

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
bilkul taza hai.

Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the.

Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?
Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
oh zalim-e-kanjus

Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein,
ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein
kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus,
kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia

Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.

Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.

Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek bacha apney abba kai saath

Ek bacha apney abba kai saath English movie dekh rahaa tha.
Bacha: Abu, in logon nei chahrey pey rangon kyoon lagaya hai?
Abu: Aisa jang mein hota hai. Yeh hamlai ki tayyari kar rahein hai.

Thori der baad bachey ki ammi aai make up laga kai.
Bacha: Abu abu hoshyaar rahiye, ammi hamley ki tayyari kar rahi hain...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tribute To Pakistani Doctors

Tribute To Pakistani Doctors.
Dr. To Patient’s Frnd:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate
To Hum Isse Bacha Lete
Frnd:
Abay, Adha Ghanta Pehle
To Accident Huwa He.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
kun dil tum say milna chahtay hain

Q dil tum se milna chahte hy?
Q dil tum ko dykhana chahta hy?
Q dil tum se bt krna chahta hy?
QK
“Dil to bacha hy g”
or Bacho ko cartoon pasand hen..;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)