Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola

Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola
Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He?
Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He,
Kahin B So Jao
Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 943 views
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