Search Results for 'Bacha'
Sardar:Ye Bacha tmara kia lagta hy?
Pathan:Ye Hamara dooor ka saga bhai hy.
Srdar: Dooor ka saga bhai?
me smjha nai?
Pathan: Is k or mere drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.
"She is Kidding"
Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan asked Doctor: Milk peeny se rung gora hota hai?
Dr: Haan us main Calcium hota hai, isi liye.
Phtan: Chal jhootay, Phir bhains ka bacha kyon kala hota hai?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Major Rohail ka bacha: Teri MAA itni moti hai k sab us ko TRUCK kehte hai.
Pathan ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nahi hai is liye sab log use cycle cycle kehte hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Darya k kinare 2 Sardar Chammach se darya me Dahee dal rahe thai.
Pathan ne dekha to pocha:
Khoocha ye kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Ham Lasi bana rahe hain.
Pathan: ha ha ha....
O pagal ka Bacha log itna Lassi tumhara Baap Piye ga??...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek Bachay ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher. beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Bacha. hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..
Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?
Sardar: Maine un se kaha 'google' pr search kar lo..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A sardar ji was asked why he divorced his wife so he said "Yaar meri biwi bari hi characterless thi, shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhaqwaan se maangti thi."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi........?
Girl: Kia?
Boy: Achi film hai na!
Girl:Kuttay k bachay.
Boy:What!!??
Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hian na
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta----- Bacho ye ,, M,, hy . M say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa---- Dosray din master ji nay board pay W lika-- bacho ye kia hy?? aik bacha bola-----sir---hy tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hy
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Baby paida hotey hi cheekha, Mujhey kuch Nazur nehi a raha, Main andha hoon.... Nurse: stupid, light nehi hai! Bacha! oh tuwandi pehn nu, Ay Pakistan te nei ?
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Mufti Asif Ali Zardari Apni Book
(Sheri Rehman k Jalwe)
Men Farmatay Hen.
Chicken Broast Aise Pakao k Kacha Na Ho.
Or
Muhbt Aise nibhao k Bacha Na Ho.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha
police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai
police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho
foji bola 2 saal bahab
police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua
foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Padri nay bachay say poocha. Betay daak khana kahan hai?
Bachay nay isharay say bata dia.
Padri buhat khoosh hua aur bola. Shabash betay! Kal tum girja ghar aana mein tumhein is kay silay mein jannat ka rastah bataon ga.
Bacha bola: Father! Jab app ko dak khanay ka rastah nahi maaloom to aap mujhay jannat ka rastah kia batayein gay.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)