Ali ke 4 baache hue,
Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam
rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali
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