Ek Tapori Ki Wife:- Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Bete Ne Aaj Pehli Baar Aadha Sentence Bolna Sikha..

Tapori- Accha, Kya Bola?
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Wife- Teri Maa K

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 968 views

Munna bhai And Professor

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar:tm ne mujhe dhoka dia hy

Sardar:tm ne mujhe dhoka dia hy

Dukandar:Nhe sir,mai ne apko orignal radio dia hy

Sardar:radio pr MADE in JAPAN lika hy “ON” karo to khta hy

Ye radio pakstan hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny sardar

Funny sardar
Sardar 1 ghar k nichay
khara “susu” kar raha tha,
Upar say 1 Lady boli

nazer nai a raha, diwaar hai?
Sardar: bola thora side say ho k dekho, nazr aa jaye ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Man will you marry me

Man: Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a flat?

Man: No

Woman: Do you have a camry car?

Man: No

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary

but

Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave please.

Man: (talks to himself)

I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches

Why do I still need to buy camry?

How can I get the salary when actually Im the BOSS? :/

MORAL Women Please be patient & listen to wat guys have to say..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

AIDS

Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom

by nadeem (few years ago!)