1Tapori Ki Wife
?1Tapori Ki Wife:- Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Bete Ne Aaj Pehli Baar Aadha Sentence Bolna Sikha..
Tapori- Accha, Kya Bola?
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Wife- Teri Maa Ki.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 704 views
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