Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 557 views
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