Isko kahte hai BHAYANKAR BEIZZATI

Isko kahte hai BHAYANKAR BEIZZATI:

WIFE - Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera
gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya?
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Husbnd - MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV par
"AAHAT" dekhne ki aadat na hoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views
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