HusBand Ko Sapne
HusBand Ko Sapne Me WiFe Ne Chappal Maari.
2Din Tak Pati Apne Bank Nahi Gaya.
Q?
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Q K
Bank Me Likha Tha
Hum Ap K Sapno Ko Hakikat Me Badlte Hai. :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 871 views
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Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.
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Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,
"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,
"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"
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Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
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Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
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What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik pthan yar aaj meri jumme ki nawaz nikal gai
2nd pthan woh kese ?
1st .yara jab jamaat khara howa to imam bola apna apna mobile phone band kr do hamara mobile ghar par tha jab hum mobile band kr k wapis aaya jamaat ho chaka tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jyotish:Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy" Oh yess... What a life!"
Jyotish: Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy : My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me
pics of her with her new
boyfriend .
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Friend : Really Bad ,
What did you... do ?
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Boy : I sent those pics to her Dad ... DHinka
chika...!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Quotes of Mind…
1.Russian General in 1987:
“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”
3. By indian General in Siachin War:
“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”
*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.
We salute pathans.
Be united , We r all Pakistanis.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya , Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)