mujhe shadi se pehle
Wife:mujhe shadi se pehle q nhi btaya k tmhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife h ?
Husband:mene shadi se pehle btaya to tha k me tmhe RANI ki trah rkhunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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