mujhe shadi se pehle

Wife:mujhe shadi se pehle q nhi btaya k tmhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife h ?

Husband:mene shadi se pehle btaya to tha k me tmhe RANI ki trah rkhunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 620 views
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