Wife-Please Bike Tej Na Chalao
Wife-Please Bike Tej Na Chalao...
Muze Dar Lag Raha Hai..!
Santa-Agar Tuze Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai..
To Meri Tarah Aankhe Band Karle..
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