Wife was in the habit of having long conversations on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.

One day she hung up after 15 minutes. “What is the matter today?” asked her husband.

“Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”

“I got a wrong number,” replied wife.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 866 views

stupid

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

First Sardar Ji

First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ?

Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga.

Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.

Santa Gusse Se Amrood Wale Se: “Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se To Kida Nikla Hai”

Amrood Wale Ne Socha Ye Santa Hai, Isko Pagal Banaya Jaye, Bola.

Amrood Wala: “Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

There were three birds

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)