Wrong Number

Wife was in the habit of having long conversations on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.

One day she hung up after 15 minutes. “What is the matter today?” asked her husband.

“Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”

“I got a wrong number,” replied wife.

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