Wife Se Pichha Chudvane Ka Asaan Tarika

Ek Aadmi Ki Lottry Lagti Hai Wo Khush Ho Kar Ghar Jata Hai Aur

Patni Se Puchhta Hai.
Pati Khushi Se: “Mujhe Lottry Lage To Tum Kya Karogi?”

Patni: “Aadhe Paise Leke Hamesha Ke Liye Tumhe Chhod Ke Mayeke Chali Jaungi”

Pati Gusse Se: “Aaj Meri 50 Rupaye Ki Lagi Hai Ye Le 25 Aur Nikal Le“

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