Hindi Man to Sardar: Your wife demanded a car but why did you give her a diamond ring?

Desi Sardar: From where could I get her a fake car?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views

"I just don't care"

The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl.

“Now, Mr. Jenkins,” the nurse practitioner warned,

“you should know that when a man your age marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could get hurt.”

The old man shrugged, “If she dies, she dies.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mulayam singh ek gao me vote

Mulayam singh ek gao me vote mangne gye or 1 budhiya se bole-mata g cycle ka dhyan rkhna
budhiya-Me to tatti ja rahi hu
tu cycle me tala lga de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Neela daant

One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.

One: Woh kyun.?

Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Green,pink,yellow

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colors green. pink and yellow. The English man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The Desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Aliens Attack

resident Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)