Wanted Wife? No Problem Just Do This Trick
An Unmarried Man Wrote His Status On Facebook As: “Wanted Wife”
Two Girls Like It.
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And 10,000 Men Commented: “Please Take Ours“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 609 views
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