SARDAR: kal me bathrom
SARDAR: kal me bathrom vich gia te uthy sap betha C
WIFE: hy o Raba fir tusi ki kita?
SARDAR: kuj nai me sup nu kiya tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya aye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 732 views
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Mbarak ho
is waqt 2 baj rhe hen or ap 2 bcho k bap bn gaye hen.
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Enginr : Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai..
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Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do..
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Engnr : ummmmmmmmmmm... -............. .. -.and this is called Management...:p -:D:D
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Pathan: Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha
Sardar: Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha
Pathan: Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.
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Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
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