Hotel Wale Hum Logo Ko Loot Te Ha
Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.
Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.
Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”
Santa: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”
Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration Card Hai”
Santa: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai All Cards Are Accepted.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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