Hotel Wale Hum Logo Ko Loot Te Ha

Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.

Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.

Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”

Santa: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”

Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration Card Hai”

Santa: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai All Cards Are Accepted.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 592 views
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