Larki Excuse Me Khan Sahib

1 Pathan Bhari Bus Mai Ek
Lrki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha….

Larki: Excuse Me Khan Sahib
Aap Acha Nahi Kr Rahy…

Pathan: Itne Rush Mai Is
Se Acha Nahi Ho Skta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 672 views
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