Pathan U.K Gaya
Pathan U.K Gaya
Airport Officer Ne Naam Pocha
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: English Mei Bolo
Pathan Kuch Dair Sochny K Baad: Long Life Khan
Peche Sardar Khara Tha
Wo Bola:
I M Beautiful Red Underwear
Officer:What?Sardar:Mera Naam Hai Sundar Laal Chadda
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 925 views
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