Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan
Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan He Aaye Hoye They
Khana Start Hua Tu
Eik Pathan Ne Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha
Shayd Yeh Bhi Koi Khanay Ki Cheez Hai?
Jesay He Wo Khanay Laga
Us K Sub Dost Ek Aawaz Mein Chillane Lage
“Oye Yeh Mat Khana”
.
.
.
.
.
.
” Bilkul Pheeka Hai”,.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views
Similar Jokes
sardarni: janu Mere Pait Me Bohat Gas Hai,
Sardar: O Shukr Kar Gas Hai,
Petrol Honda Te America Ne Qabza Kar Lena C.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
DO AALSI So Rahe The,
Tabhi Ek Chor Unka Kambal Le Bhaga.
1 AALSI CHOR..CHOR..!DUSRA AALSI:
CHUP CHAP Soja,Jab Takiya Lene Aayega Tab Pakad lenge
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li
.
Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia
.
Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia
.
Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!
Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son snake turns to the mother snake and asks: "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"
"Why, yes we are", says the second.
Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"
"Yes, we are very poisonous."
The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"
"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"
"I just bit my lip!!!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: "Sara sab larkon se baat karti hai"
Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai??
Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Munna and Circuit take a ride on the BEST bus. They sit down on a 'Ladies Only' bench. A few women come over:
Lady: Please!! Yahan se uthiye!
Circuit: kaiko?
Lady: Kyonki hum mahilayein hain!!
Circuit: To kya hua? Hum dahi layein hain!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner??
Wife: Can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, i m a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Journalist: Tell me Major, did you ever fall into d hands of d enemy in any of ur engagements?
Major: Oh, yes, but I escaped when I got a divorce.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a
cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got
cheque cashed from bank manager.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her.
The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)