Tum Kha Kar So Jana..
Husband Wife Mai Larai Hui
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gaya
Husband: Raat Ko Fone Pay Khanay Mai Kia Hai
Wife:Zehar
Husband:Mai Dair Se Aoonga
Tum Kha Kar So Jana..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 635 views
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Memon Aur Chinese
May 12, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Latest Jokes, Memon Jokes
Train Mai 1 Machar 1 Chinese Ke Sar Pe Betha
Wo Usko Pakar Ke Kha Gaya!
Phe 1 Machar Memon Pe Beth Gaya
Usne
Pakar Ke Chinese Se Pocha:
Kharide Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj mere pass
Mobile hy
Number hy
Charger hy
Battery hy
Balance hy
Tumhare pass kiya hy?
Hy koi msg?
To bhej do
Agar nahi to
Mobile bech do.
by imran (few years ago!)
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy mai tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
American boy: Dogs can find Bombs in my country, America.
Japanese boy: Fish can play Ball in my country, Japan.
Pakistani: That is not a big matter, Monkey can read SMS in my country, Pakistan.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apne Sasural Jaata Hai
Ek Din Vahan Husband Biwi Se Kahta Hai: jaan plzz love
me.
Biwi sharmate hue : Nahi Ye Mere Papa Ka Ghar Hai.
Funny Husband: To Kya Mere papa Ka Ghar Red Light Area
Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Young Boy Appointed As Chowkidaar In Nehru Women Hostel, Gujrat.
35 Din Guzarane Ke Baad Hostel Warden Ne Kaha:
Warden: “Aap Salary Lene Kyun Nahi Aaye?”
Boy: “Arrey, Kya Salary Bhi Milegi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Maa hum bara ho k airforce Me jay ga
Pathan:
Maa hum bara ho k airforce
Me jay ga
Maa:
Beta mujhe kese pata chalega
k ye mera bete ka jahaz hy
Pathan:
Hum GUZARTE waqt ghar pe
BOMB Phenk daiGa.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Nurse - Mubarak HoAap k Ghar larka PedaHua Hy
Sardar g - Wah g WahKia Technology Hy, B.VMeri Hospital Me HyAur Bacha Mere GharPeda Hua Hy ...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mazdoor: Khabi Khabi mere dill main khial ata hai,
2nd Mazdoor: Batao kya khial ata hai?
1st Mazdoor: Jab bijli nahi, Pani nahi, to Bill kaha se ata hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye,
Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki,
Judge: Phir Soch Lo,
Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)