Zubaida Aapa K Ebrat Nak Totke
Agr Apke Khane Me Makhi Gir Jae
To Usy Nikal Kr Itna Chabayen K Ksi Or Makhi
Ki Jurrat Na Ho Aap K Khane Ki Taraf Ane Ki..
Zubaida Aapa K Ebrat Nak Totke
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 601 views
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