Zubaida Aapa K Ebrat Nak Totke

Agr Apke Khane Me Makhi Gir Jae

To Usy Nikal Kr Itna Chabayen K Ksi Or Makhi

Ki Jurrat Na Ho Aap K Khane Ki Taraf Ane Ki..

Zubaida Aapa K Ebrat Nak Totke

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