Major Rohail-

Khan sab Carry Lougar bill

Aa gya hai

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Phatan-

Lo G pehle

Bijli,gas,pani ka bill

Ur ab ye carry lugar bill

Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai

Ur DUE date kya hai?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 774 views

Biwi ko gud main utha lia

Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar aya or biwi ko
god mein utha lia.
Biwi: kya guruji ne romance karne ko kahan hai.
Santa:Nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir : Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar :Haan Puchhta Hu
Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Acha Latifa

Waldain se barh kar is dunia me kuch nai hai.
So,
jaldi se shadi kar lu aur waldain ban jao

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A Driving School Test

The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

For all married friends

For all married friends----------Wife calls mom:'He fought wid me again. I am coming to u.' Mom:'No darling, he needs to pay 4 his mistake, I am coming.' ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)