Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai
Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai
Mar 29, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Latest Jokes
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya
Kapda Dikhana
Salesman: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar:Hawai Jahaaz Tak
Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai
Yahi Dikha Na
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 999 views
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