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Maa

Pathan : Bachpan me agar Maa ki baat

suni hoti to Aaj ye Din nahi dekhna parta.


Judge : Kiya kehti thi Maa?


Pathan : Jab baat hi nahi suni to

kese bataun?...:-0

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
aek ghante baad

Pathan Apny Bety k liye

Rishta leny gaya
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Larki Walay : Abhi to hamari Beti

Parh rahi hai.
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Pathan : Chalo hum

1 Ghanty k baad aaye ga...:-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Dadu

Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?

Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.

Teacher : Is k spelling batao?

Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum

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DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
machis ki tili

Pathan ny Maachis ki teeli jalai, na jali.

2nd jalai, na jali.

3rd jalai, wo jal gai.

Pathan ny usy foren bujha diya,

or bola : "Ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun...:-)"

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
yateem

Teacher : Qaatil kisy kehty hen?

Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata.

Teacher : For example Tumne apne baap ko qatal

ker diya, to tum kiya huye?

Pathan : Yateeem.....:-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
roti

Ek fakir pathan k pas aya.
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Pathan: kal ki roti kha lo ge?
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Fakir: ji kha lon ga.
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Pathan: Thk hy. Tu phr kal time se a jana....:-D

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
shadi

Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

Baji ny Behnoi se,

Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
pregnant :p

Pathan ka interview tha..


Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;-(

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
mother

Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka

nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

GOOD MORNING

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
makhi

Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...

"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhaira karna hai?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
chota sa

Pathan hospital k bahar zor zor se ro raha tha,

Kisi ny poocha k q ro rahy ho?

Pathan :

20 saal k baad beta paida hua wo bhi

chota sa...:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
tabdili

Pathan: Tumhary Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Girl: andhe ho kia?
Chal to rAha hai,,

Pathan: Acha to Phir apna

number likh k dikhao,


<(',')
/' />O teri kher
_/ / larki sy numbr leny ka new tareeqa or wo b pathan ne nikala

Imran Khan tabdeli agai hai.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
lady doctor

Lady Doctor Pathan se :

Tum roz clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko q

ghoortay ho?


Pathan :

Aap hi ny bahar likha hua hai k,

"Aurton ko dekhnay ka time 9 say 11 tak...":-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Bus conductor

Aik pathan Amma rozana bus my conductor ko kaju or badam khany ko dia karti thi.

conductor : Amma ap mujhy roz kaju, baam khany ko kiyo deti hi.?

Amma : Mere dant to rahy nai beta sirf choos k phenkna acha nai lagta . socha kisi k pait me hi chaly jaen

hahahahahaaaaaa....

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
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