Maa
Pathan : Bachpan me agar Maa ki baat
suni hoti to Aaj ye Din nahi dekhna parta.
Judge : Kiya kehti thi Maa?
Pathan : Jab baat hi nahi suni to
kese bataun?...:-0
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1587 views
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