Maa

Pathan : Bachpan me agar Maa ki baat

suni hoti to Aaj ye Din nahi dekhna parta.


Judge : Kiya kehti thi Maa?


Pathan : Jab baat hi nahi suni to

kese bataun?...:-0

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1576 views
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