yateem
Teacher : Qaatil kisy kehty hen?
Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata.
Teacher : For example Tumne apne baap ko qatal
ker diya, to tum kiya huye?
Pathan : Yateeem.....:-p
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 828 views
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