lady doctor

Lady Doctor Pathan se :

Tum roz clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko q

ghoortay ho?


Pathan :

Aap hi ny bahar likha hua hai k,

"Aurton ko dekhnay ka time 9 say 11 tak...":-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 898 views
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