Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

Baji ny Behnoi se,

Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 550 views

Santa train chadne laga to

Santa train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Voh chada hi nahi.

Santa plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.

Santa bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.

Santa: Tusi kon ho Ji?

Avaz aai: Bhagwan.

Funny Santa: Jab mein ghori chadan laga si, ta tusi kidhar si ji?\

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Line Maarti hai

1 Nursery class ka bacha bola:
Miss main aapko kesa lagta hon?

Miss: So Sweet..

Bacha apny side k larky se aankh maar kar bola:
Maine kaha tha na Line Maarti hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What isvthe fastest thing

What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Santa:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Cheating

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay. :p :D

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Sardar Ki Maut

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili

baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?

toh sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)